Log One PlsEdit
I awaken. Much woke, so up. Coffee pls. This marks my 69th straight day in the Dogescape. Much time, so long. I push myself up from the flesh of the Doge. Much nasty. I can now run really fast on the Dogescape. Exercise pls.
This was a city, me thinks. Can't remember. Short memory. Can only guess by the towers of Doge. I climbed one once. Much up, so high.
Now I merely go on with day. Much boredom. Why I do dis?
Eat fruit from Dogescape. It 2nasty. Much all we have, though.
Dogs becoming rare. Wow. Much rare. So valuable. But so violent.